"I heard that horses and donkeys can mate with each other, even though they are completely different animals."
I laughed I lost
Hmm… Nice story. Personally, I like to believe that he is living the same way the moon wizard is, trapped on the sun with his familiar bringing him food instead of just dying. Cause, you know. Gotta have those space wizards. Also, mars wizard and Venus wizard, coming soon to a planet near you!
This needs a solid proof-reading, and I'm not sure how I feel about the ending (I'd rather see a happy ending, TBH). That being said, this is all right. Not great, but all right. Reminds me of the "Lie Katana" tale on the SCP wiki.