I would love to read "Man: A Naked Jackanape by Thursday Cetema".
Also, I like the detail about no woman wanting a man as large as she is.
I remain unconvinced that common descent among humans, dwarfs, gnomes and neanderthals has been adequately proven.
Rather, I suspect that humans are the sole descendants of a long-lost race of progenitors, who appeared as gods to all other races across the universes, spreading knowledge and moral guidelines.
—Evan Oddsworth, Scholar at Rheve Library