That's right folks! The gargantuan thread from the SCP website has made it here!
For those not familiar with the rules, the idea is to ask the person above you a question. So to start, someone will ask me a question, and I'll respond as soon as I can.
Start your question with @EXAMPLE, so we know what's going on. Replay with RE: @EXAMPLE - Questioner.
Shall we begin?