Personal Ads: Missed Connections
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Looking for the girl I shared a copy of "DeBlazian's 4th Metaphilosophy and Contrarian Physical Spaces" with! I was wearing a black turtleneck sans shell, and you had a mug of coffee and tentacles that went all the way up ;)
u caught my eys the othr day Xfb4W
i wuz slimming past nd u lookd at me nd winked i wuz embarrsd nd did not ask 4 yor # wich i regret so plz get in touch if u r the persn i m talking about i wuld like 2 meat 4 coffe r mebbe lunch
Accidentally spilled my drink on your shoes… ∆˚4M
I was walking past when one of my wings caught and I accidentally spilled my juice on at least three of your shoes… You were so cute and I was so embarrassed I forgot to ask for message aura…. sniff the scratch'n'sniff if you want to get in touch!
Meeting on Top of the Stacks Vx¬4Vf∑
Was flying out above the stacks around Gallington's Font when I saw you taking a picnic by your lonesome. I landed and we engaged in jolly conversation and yet I did not get an address by which to write you, in my excitement and haste. You looked absolutely beautiful in your white oilskin. I was wearing a maroon dinnerjack. You can send message by mail or courier here:
1134523 Havelstrop Skyfloat
4th Precinct, 10th District, 2nd Erratic Courvoursier
Bell Code— Up-Left-Cute-Left
You were enchanting. I hope to meet you again!
Your handƒ are ƒo gentle B4W
You were reading me the other day in the Eƒchatology ƒection. I'm the one with the thick leather binding, gold leaƒ illumination, and vellum pageƒ. You had very gentle handƒ. I would like to meet again. Mayhapƒ we can read ƒome more? Speak with Bobby iƒ you ƒee this, he delivered thiƒ meƒƒage for me.
I tr01101001011gjfieasdfme1000110111101001milate you… Transas∂˜fI for Human F3fmle
I tried to assasdfke kge 1260 as having trouble with my translfdg03m awds∆∆. You screamed and ran a´µ∂ˆƒº´ient swarm of nanoasiog™£m49tes. You were wea4djø12h4-heels and some nice paneled shelves. I would like 8e jfgå you fo® long enough to hold you down ådf invade your cranial cavity.
You seem pretty normal… M4W
We passed each other in the "Early European Section." Your red hair was beautiful and you had the requisite four limbs and one head that I find lacking so often around here. I'd like to get to know you. Maybe we could be friends? It's rare that I find anyone like myself around here, especially after the calamity.
Come into my door H4W
I saw you stepping out of The Spicy Buddha at about ten o'clock chortling with your lady friends. You were the short, well-built young lady with hair like an exotic flower, gold, pink-tipped and nearly vertical. You wore a black leather bomber jacket and gold sunburst earrings. I heard your laugh carry down the street. I saw you hold back the red head's curly hair when she surreptitiously vomited in one of the trash-bins next to my alley. The streetlamp caught your hands and I could sense that they were the hands of a painter or sculptor. You probably didn't notice me. I was the 19th century brownstone with the geometric, rosette over my door and the ivy crawling up the bay window. I have a vacancy on the top floor with plenty of space, a skylight and roof access. It's been too long since an artist lived here, almost 75 years. I'm warm, welcoming and am open to new coats of paint and renovations.
The ferocity of the hunt requires a pack! V4M
This one stalked you through the windblown sands while you were separated from your peers. This one had hoped to hunt you down and consume you while your back was turned and your guard lowered. However this one's assessment of your usefulness as raw protein was changed when this one watched as you gouged out the eyes of a lion with your clawless hands. You are an impressive mammal. We should exchange pleasantries. This one hopes you can detect pheromones.
The perilous oscillation. A lightness of being. yyDC4zYDC
A tragedy will occur. A song will go unsung. A golden spray dips into sad eucalyptus blossoms. All can be prevented by the unity! Merge with the unique oneness of the yougloclopti! Ohasi! Ohisai! Subvert the definition with my protuberance! Blow your quanta all over my nexus.
self->commObj.describe(other, flatteryLevel = 0.95); self->commObj.describe(self, truthLevel = 0.65); self->commObj.describe(self->emoObj.feelingsFor(other)); other->main.requestExec( if other->emoObj.attractedTo(self) == true then other->commObj.contact(self); ); self->commObj.output(lib->smallTalk.pleasantry(random)); exit(0);