Someone Of Interest
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The feces flew out the car door in its oblong glory. Slowly, carefully. The people on the highway got out in traffic to witness it's full absolute glory.

"Wow that's fucking amazing!" Said an army officer.

"They don't makem like that anymore." Said a baby who had just so happened to be born on a dashboard.

The turd blushed at all this new found praise."I never knew I was so beautiful!"it said.

Then the pee came down from the heavens, every one who had been watching the poop hissed and clawed the air. It was then, that the president called in a national emergency. The fun was over but the war had just begun.

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