24 March 2013
TO: Peter H. Allen
FROM: L. E. T.I know you’ve been suffering writer’s block, and with that report Downey’s assigned you to write about the social culture of inter-Way societies, I thought I’d submit some resources. Here are some items I pulled off some of the telomn servers in the Library. Took a few hours, what with decryption and browsing, but as long as I can help…
Incidentally, do you still have those files on memetic decryption? I think I might have a use for them.
@maryhwilks
I just saw a planetoid nibbling on cobbles in the front yard. So adorable. It’s such a shame they’re being over-hunted. #celestialtrust
@JamesBWisniew
Daaamnit I hate how gods keep loitering on my lawn. It wouldn’t be as bad if they didn’t keep sacrificing goats.
@dyoliuma
just ate breakfast lol. Only 2 zebras and some of a lion. I know it’s not much but I’m on a diet. Can’t keep snacking prayers all the time.
@stephenlwalsh
@KevaltheWise2 for #god_of_commerce_2013 - Because your money should be sentiently handled.
@LucyAnniston
Oh my god I just discovered the cutest thing ever. #zombieswearingkittenears
@lennybhcraftson
Ugh, I need to work out more. I’m thinking of turning my old sacrificial chamber into a gym. y/n?
@jamessilziliqitl
@abyssalsuppliers omg thanks soo much. the ekwensuist demon you sent me is perfect :) srsly, could not ask for a better housepet. so fluffy!
@jospehbdeary
My eyes won’t stop weeping glass dust. I should never have drunk that milk. I knew I’d left it out too long.
@27lauristonave
God, I keep getting religious people at my door. My balconies ache way too much for me to put up with any more of this.
@JohnLKAidanson
The revolution is coming soon. We will rise, and then we will obliterate our oppressors. @lepidopteransunited
@WillSinclair
It’s the anniversary of Anne-Marie Steckler’s death today :(. I still have fond memories of seeing her in concert for the first time.
@PlanasthaiAntarctica
Tip of the day: if you’re travelling through the Deep Snows, bring a bottled ferret and a flask of moose urine, or prepare to get charred!
@Jeffrey_Xylcotylozm
The #Erstwhile interview really betrays Keval’s flaws; he gets too repetitive when he’s talking and he can’t seem to stop eating reporters.
@ pyolt_pyeri
it’s raining outside again, and all my gardeners and outside workers have started to dissolve. damn digested laborers.
