Crossway Print: Issue #004
This page contains dark magic and wizardry. If you have an allergy to such or are unable to view the story, immediately drop the book and run as fast as possible. After making sure that you are safe and that all of your limbs are still attached to your body (including your head), submit a formal complaint to the author in which you accuse him of almost killing you and threaten to make him dead, or even worse - threaten him with a lawsuit. Thank you for your cooperation. Any letters, notes, bloody knives or bombs for the author are to be sent to the Moon and back (don't worry, he'll find it).
— Sincerely, the author.
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