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89. Re-(dis)orientation — November 2022

"Everything remained the same. | Everything had changed."

Picturepalooza 3rd Place Prize Feature — MontagueETC

88. All Hallows — November 2022

"Tomorrow comes as tomorrow will
the time again to change one’s name."

Picturepalooza 2nd Place Prize Feature (Tie) — meltedbee

87. Heavenwards; A History of Wallwalking, by Muhammad Antigonus — October 2022

"Why do these daredevils dare to challenge the skies and rage against its supposed infinite length? The answers might be simpler than you think."

Picturepalooza 1st Place Prize Feature — Yossipossi

86. UNAVOIDABLE. SPLIT — October 2022

"IN TWO HOURS. THROUGH A FAILURE OF JUDGEMENT."

Picturepalooza 2nd Place Prize Feature (Tie) — LAN 2D

85. Nonpareil — September 2022

"Her metamorphosis took place at the dinner table."

84. An Oyster's Observation of the Ending of Things — September 2022

""Why did you do it?" the Oyster asked of God."

83. Dim Dreams — August 2022

"The following documents comprise the evidence recovered at the scene of the crime and during the subsequent homicide investigation."

82. The House of Hebenon — August 2022

"There is a house on lonely roads / You wander, lost, unknown / I'll warn you few who'll heed my words: / This house is not your home"

81. Mihashirabō Presents "Mind Your Decisions" — July 2022

"This is the story of Sachi, who had arrived late to her own father’s wake."

80. Echoes and the Desert — July 2022

"The town on the edge of the desert is a quiet place, worn and tattered like the birds that take flight at my arrival."

79. Door to Stranger Stars — June 2022

"Giant doors the size of castles, tiny doors the size of limpets, great gaping maws the shape and humidity of whale-mouths, all hanging in the wind, suspended by nothing."

78. the internal conflicts of a woman on the subway — June 2022

"Please. You're a sniveling whore, and not even a good one at that."

77. An Architect's Notions of The City — May 2022

"The lights of the city,
reflect brilliance on their wine glasses,
the glows from the masses,"

76. Holian's Heretical Hagiographies, Chapter 12: Milksaint Carvery — May 2022

"throbbing withways. hekatomb branching nightmare2. name STEEL name STONE name MILKSAINT CARVERY."

75. A Line Through The Oasis — April 2022

"The old willow tree, with its verdant leaves once swaying finely like a warm breeze, now lies there rotten and withered, a husk of its former self."

74. The Last Rumblings of a Proud Old Man — April 2022

"I think the first thing I noticed that day was the smell."

73. At the Edge of the Universe, Humming a Tune — March 2022

"A blinding shining star stood upon the empty sky, the primordial anchor of existence to all that ever was, reduced to but a vestigial remainder of what it once used to be."

72. Middle Yanji Road — March 2022

"The smell of fried dumplings and, / bus exhaust alight upon, / the open kitchen window. / With the approaching rain, / our days turn gray."

71. To Hide So Well, You Can't Find Yourself — February 2022

"That evening, the eyes were in her mirror."

70. Playing Pretend — February 2022

"My condition itself has never bothered me on its own."

69. Non-Existence Therapy — January 2022

"Many a wanderer had underestimated the charm of the Rounderpede, yet he could never understand why. Perhaps it was his complexion."

68. Matchsticks — January 2022

"The Chace Homestead stood intractable above its land, as it had for over a hundred years and as it would for a hundred years more."

66. Rhythm — December 2021

"Merengue began in the poorest corners of the Dominican Republic."

65. The Throne of the Usurper — December 2021

"The best lies are gutted truths. Or so speaks the eyeless with the hood of an apostle."

64. The Greeter of Lowtown — November 2021

"Where most of Last Light’s Holders hobbled along more or less in a group, Lowtown’s had fallen to all fours, the city on his back floating mere feet above the mist line as he crawled along."

63. Of Candles and Coconut oil — November 2021

"She had a wide mouth, with plump brown lips that stretched around her ivory teeth when she smiled, showing off that one silver canine she always bragged about."

62. IRIS FALL: Zyrnyowycz Revisited — October 2021

"The Tradescantean Centre for Photography is proud to present the inaugural exhibition of Iris Fall's coverage of the Zrnyowycz war."

Wandercon 2021 2nd Place

61. Sole Singularity — October 2021

"This home that we call Earth is full of flaws."

Wandercon 2021 1st Place

60. A Practical Guide To Beginner's Magic — September 2021

"Magic to modern humans is a bit like electricity to peasants."

59. That Time Love Almost Went Extinct — September 2021

"The universe may collapse around me, but I promise, I'll still love you."

58. Peace for Our Time — August 2021

"I lament to inform that peace negotiations have failed. The Krolovar Imperium has refused any offerings made by the League of Ten Kingdoms. War is imminent."

57. The Island — August 2021

"I have found peace, it exists upon the rolling glass of a steady sea."

56. Mercutio's Knight — July 2021

"The crimson creature's two left hands took hold of Tabr and twisted his head until the bones of his spine began to pop."

55. How I Got My First Guitar — July 2021

"Six straight tracks and a swaddle of spruce.
This was on the line;"

54. Provenance — June 2021

"Before time was born, the Serpent slithered through the Nether"

53. Ghostly Guide to Self-Improvement — June 2021

"Hello and welcome to the next step in your afterlife!"

52. Talk of the Town — April 2021

“If something shiny captures your attention while out questing, make sure you jot it down. If it feels good, slap on a creative title."

51. My Island — April 2021

“The island hasn't seen another soul for some time. I don't know where they are, or what they've been doing. I wish I did."


Switched to double-feature format.


50. Pareidolia

“Tall it stood, nigh on five times the height of a man, carven smooth-sided by the flow of the river and round-headed by the falling of the rain."

Scavenger Hunt 2nd Place Prize Feature — carolynn ivy

49. Cells

“Soon they will be like poets, connecting everything with anything."

Scavenger Hunt 1st Place Prize Feature — Uncle Nicolini

48. Planasthai Investigative - Marsh and Greene, Pt. 1

“I’m a goddamn dark wizard. That chair you’re sitting in belongs to a timeless cosmic entity whose true name is carved on the inside of my left third rib and whose heart I ate like a fucking apple. You're gonna see some haunted-ass shit, Sergeant.”

47. Wounds nor Scars

Someone dies on the first of June, 1312.

It always happens. Everywhere you go. Every scene you touch, every street you walk, every cloud you curse for the sake of the sun.

46. Misotheism Part One

At least the sea is the perfect shade of blue, ignorant to the fact that tomorrow my crew will taint its waters with the blood of the innocent. Such are the ways of mercenaries.

45. Glass Apartments (For Janelle)

Those houses that I pass at evening with keyhole windows
seem as other worlds.

44. Collected Musical Manifestations of Thematically Cohesive Areas in Our Library, Circa 2020

Everyone knows the Main Hall. Little more can be said about it that has not been described in countless works and speeches and songs. I believe if one listens to this music while entering the Hall, they will find it the perfect "theme song".

43. Maybe They've Changed

The monster shrieked again, and all rational thought vanished. Theta couldn't think, couldn't move. Just waited to die, unwilling to even look at that monster in the face.

42. Field Guide to the Shelves, Volume One

This Volume aims to document all the flora and fauna that have made up residence in the Library. What does that mean? Well, are you having trouble dealing with pesky foxburns stealing your stuff? Or perhaps a bibliovore has given you a spook one too many times?

41. Qlippoth and Sefiros

Finally, from the clay of the planes and the hills and the valleys, from the hands of the Giants and the brooms of the Shedim and the wisdom of the Angels, there arose Man.

40. Kiryu

The sun is dipping lower on the horizon, and I have a book to return to a library that keeps unusual hours. Nevertheless, there is no hurry as I make my way towards a doorway not many people see.

39. Kennels and Corgis

I know people will probably think I'm either a crackpot or a lame straight-to-DVD director, but this actually happened. I guess pets really do choose their owners… I wonder how dogs stay in contact… do they have little dog phones? Are dogs in a hive mind? Do they contact each other with little canine telegraphs? I might go insane if I keep going on about it.

38. Long-Shed and Shade-Filled Skins

Down near the serpents' writhing nests, down where ink ran freely from crumbling pages, down where even docents tread carefully. Civilizations had been birthed in those narrow shells before. Civilizations had died amidst the smells of glue and blood.

37. Behemoths

Timothy never saw anyone on the path, but in the early mornings and after sundown, when Mr. Whiskers demanded everyone stay inside the burrow, Timothy could hear a distinct rumbling noise come from the path. It was the sound of behemoths.

36. Sludge Thompkins in: The Nefarious Lair of the Mutant Bubblegum Lizards!

Why do they call me Sludge, I almost certainly hear you asking? That’s kind of a long story. In short, it’s just what I am. My mutations have turned my body into a toxic, carcinogenic, and bacterial bag of hell that’s too weak to walk on its own and so hilariously poisonous that if you left me in a gutter in the middle of a town, the whole place would be a dumping ground for half-melted corpses within the span of a week. If I gave you a hug, you’d look just like me within about five minutes, and you’d be a puddle five seconds after that.

35. A Conspiracy of Five

The weapon the Galactic Triumvirate used to wipe out the Krolovar Incursion. A programmable virus that infects and kills its target in a matter of minutes: a weapon for the slaughter of billions. In its current state, it’s harmless, sterile. Programmed, it will kill any species whose DNA has been uploaded into its wetware.

34. Tales From Spears to Flowers

Monty Python references are not required, but allowed.

33. For Love You Endure

You try to remember how you got here. Or why you’re here. Nothing comes up. You ask your cleric.

32. Stars

We watch the stars as they move through the perfect crystal spheres of the heavens. They watch us back.

31. Fifth Elrichian National Party Manifest

"Let the Right and Honorable Lord Fijjiwitz, Master of Elra, and Defender of Our Walls and Faith, open up this meeting of our National Party, in this year of Brassica 149."

30. Asphalmancer

Not every wizard gets to unlock the mysteries of the universe.

29. We Lords Of Ancient Worlds

On the marginal utility of demigods and theophagy.

28. The Tale Of The Brothers

"…and the blood of the Prophet shall run thickly
through their veins…
"

27. The Mad Land

Haarot has never fallen to any invader, her people never kneeling to any but the Broken Throne. Until now.

26. The Rise Of The Steam Soul

Alteres was once a land of magic. Now, it is a land of toil, strife, and smog.

25. Witch Season

They say this is the worst one since '55. I just want it to end. The front door ran away today.

24. Wanderers

I don't expect that you can ever forgive me. I only ask that you try to understand. We are on the verge of something truly great, and I want you to be a part of it.

23. Shylock's Quarter

The name "Kingdom of Plagues" is a misnomer; it was actually a place of great medical innovation, and a more proper translation would be "Great Land that Plagues Fear."

22. The Death Of Boris Yegorovich

In a place that is not a place, in a moment hidden in an instant, waits death.

21. A Series of Irksome Rectangles

  • Oh god… why do magazines put these things in?

20. Battle of the White Waves

  • Memory of wasp sting
  • Honeybees wear the same coats
  • I fear gold and black

19. Memories and Old Vinyl

  • There's a certain magic to analog; the kind of magic that hides the in Frisbees.

18. Special Holiday Feature: Toys

  • Nostalgia for toys is not limited to children.

17. Recollection

  • The first time I died…

16. Seven Offerings to the Campfire

  • I throw my worries on the fire so they become smoke, and float away on the breeze.

15. Communion

  • The man is silent for several moments before speaking again. The goddess' answer has greatly disturbed him.

14. What's Your Ineffable Style?

  • Without a true name to hold them back, the Nameless Sovereigns make waves with their juicy fashion choices, setting trends and shaping the cosmos! But which sovereign's style should you steal? Take this quiz to find out!

13. The Book Monster

  • The book monster sat alone in his fortress of friendship. He almost never went out anymore…

12. They Torment Us

  • ERROR 2134: The address you are trying to reach has become unavailable.
  • You look, but you do not see. You listen, but you do not hear. You have words, but you do not speak.
  • Please check for errors in your telomn access device and try again.

11. Memoir of Ongwe Ias

  • “I have been unnamed for a long time.”

10. The Fifth Syllable

  • “ Across the table, the Master spoke a single word, the mystical Fifth Syllable, "[mystical symbol]". The bell replied with a beautiful note, an auditory sunbeam, a cool musical breeze, the acoustic equivalent of a crystal clear lake. It made me sick.”

9. Master and Slave

  • “All men, no matter how free they think themselves, are slaves.”

8. The Association of Entities That Never Did Exist

  • Welcome Teleos, Son of Hermes, God of Television!

7. Forgotten

  • This is for those of you who never forget.

6. The Deposition Of Sir John Demot

  • One man, awaking to the throaty roar of the Arctic White Bear in his dining room, almost perished from shock.

5. A Loaf Story

  • An epic tale for generations to come.

4. A Frightened Mother's Lovesong

  • "A voice was heard on high…"

3. Sedna V. Ataciara the Qaqulluk

3. The minor or dependent child(ren) of this marriage is/are (additional space available on reverse side):

The blood of my blood. The warm ones who disturb the cold sea. The great ones who do not weep. The small ones who dart beneath the ice. Those who slice the meat of the deep. Those who crack shells on their stomachs. Those who wander. Those who crawl. Those who float and dive._

2. Eggshells

  • At the beginning there were seven, and each was given an egg…

1. Big Red

  • A long time ago, when the hell-gates had just closed and the moon was still low and the last of the crimson folk walked amongst men…
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