Eggdog Basket

You’re wandering up the library. You trip and fall. In front of you is an eggdog around 2 feet high carrying a basket.

That’s me. You’ve just met me.

Sup. I say. Do you wanna see what’s in my basket?

> sure

They say not to put all your eggs in one basket. However my basket is infinite and indestructible so I’ll be alright.

Egg	Description	Comments
The Cave Master, the Pool, the Green Snake, and the Lighter	任瓷生，江玉玉，郭【武器】广海，罗宾 · 孙	four separate character studies masquerading as one piece can we get much higher
Blood and Porcelain	You get thrown in an oven after you die but you're made out of Porcelain	Longest thing I've written so far.
a period piece.	Menstruation, but you're [REDACTED]	I put the men in menstruation
关公	Short poem about war god Guanyu.	Yippee debut

> nah

I stare at you for 5 seconds and flip my hand. You are now trapped under a mountain for 5 morbillion years. Try again.

> are you going to find more eggs

Of course, eggdog replies. In no particular order:

• To the vulture who awaits the sun: Hello. Don’t be scared.
• spooky backrooms Library moment teenage suburbanite Robin Sun
• beat-down software engineer in Bay Area climbs mountain after being evicted and has a brush with the divine
• ren cisheng anart performance
• clarisse and robin 1st meeting

> eggdog.

eggdog. eggdog. eggdog. eggdog.

Our chanting becomes louder and louder. Our cultivation levels have rose far beyond those of our peers. We are ascending to a higher realm where the world is made of egg. and dog. Yippee

> dogegg.

yep thats my evil twin. ignore him pls

> no seriously what is this

Foramina is an author from the Wanderer’s Library. Despite their joking and upbeat demeanor, their works contain, but are not limited to, themes of: transformation, Chinese Americans, personal struggle, and fantasy. They take writing somewhat seriously and wish to improve. This is their author page.

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