Damn shame that this has no discussion whatsoever; there's so much to unpack here. This story reminds me of my own recent contribution to this wiki; the Witnesses and subsequent cult surrounding them were intriguing. Part of my mental image for this story is that one scene in Spongebob, when Spongebob's cleared his brain of everything but fine dining and breathing. I'm not following crosslinks for this project, but I am curious what's behind that link towards the top. Overall, a brief & funny yet surreal trip through the wonders and horrors of the multiverse.