
This is what happens when you have a vaguely D&D-sounding idea ("relic beasts"), and spend way too long sitting on it. This is also my first, but hopefully not last, entry for the current prompt. This is also my first, but etc., article for a prompt in general. The guy who wrote this is probably 75% right, 25% bullshitting.
The images come from the British Library's collection of public domain images, and can be found here and here. Many thanks to Roget and Rumetzen and WestyDude for looking at this.