My great grandmother was a librarian. My grandmother was a librarian. My mother worked in a bookshop. I used to volunteer at my local library signing up children for the summer reading program and occasionally re-shelving books. If I found the wanderers library I would probably try and find out how I could volunteer to work there. Would they simply grab me and mod me? Would they ignore me or refuse? Is there a class of library workers that are unidentifiable by patrons because they look like patrons? librarian secret police responsible for summoning docents if patrons start fighting in the stacks? perhaps the trustee docent from Family was not punished for an infraction but a volunteer? perhaps I would do better to stick my head in a bucket of water because no one cares about my gibbering?