One day about 8,000,000 light years away from Earth, 5 aliens were discussing a planet 8,000,000 light years away from their planet, which was about 24 to 48 hours from becoming fried by their star. “Hey, this planet looks habitual.” Said an alien named Iraginger. “Hey, there’s another pla- OWWW MY BONES!” Said another alien, right before he was impaled by a flying crystal. “Let’s go to the planet.” said the other aliens at once. So the aliens got in their ship and left with some materials to save the entire human race.
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Meanwhile on Earth some guy named Joe was drinking coffee when suddenly he became incredibly hot, so much that he liquified. His family didn’t see it, because he disappeared from his house into a cup for some scientist at the Foundation. A NTF commander shot his entire squad, then shot himself. An entire city went up in flames, but nobody who can fix it cares.
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The aliens, flying through space, hit a Space Carrier full of important aliens that their entire planet’s life depended on. Luckily, the aliens were completely fine. Expect the around 80,000 casualties in the carrier and the glass-like material holding the Single Most Incurable Disease (S.M.I.D) ever found breaking on the ship. The aliens continued their journey, except way too fast. They traveled so fast that they couldn’t see where the were and hurtled into a meteor. The impact caused time and space to separate in that spot, released a being not met to be alive, and 2 aliens to change dimensions. 1 entered the second dimension while the other entered the forth. They kept going, even though they were about to ram right into Eris.
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One day Bobby the Space Robot was gathering information on Eris when he detected a u.f.o coming straight for him. He then sent the information back earth before he was broken between time, space, and and a giant hand shaped object grabbing him.
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Every scientist in the world saw Eris explode from Bobby’s camera. Everyone was shocked, and then they started panicking because Jeff became a plasma solid liquid gas. Then they arrived. Every army in the world attacked the aliens, who said “you guys suck, hey wait where you taking me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” As The Jailors ‘contained’ them. The smart alien that hid got crystals containing antimatter and pulled a lever. That lever caused SMID to be released on Earth and everyone got what they deserved because HUMANS ARE REALLY, REALLY, BIG DICKS.
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