I've always felt that the day-to-day life of the Library is sorely underexplored. What do people do, eat, read, how they live? More importantly, where do they live? This is an attempt to answer that cloaked under some funny.
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~WANDERNET~
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Your Newstray
BREAKING: Outbreak of bookrot in Shelf Up-by-down, Forty-fourth Row. Docents active and containing.
FEATURE: Daring Wanderer returns from expedition into Underlibrary Crypts.
ALERT: The Fourth Generation by K'mara Ro is due in four days. Do not be late.
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Reopening Your Last Session…
NOOK HOUSING
PLANE: Library | QUERY: Looking For Roommates | SEARCH: Library Stacks
OPTIONAL FILTERS | AND: | AND: Human-friendly
ADDRESS: Up-By-The-Sky, Ladder Six, Pocket Dimension One.
Hi! We're looking for a new roommate for our 1 bed-room, 6-bathroom conservatory. As of speaking, there's 56 of us, mostly ferns and flowering plants, though there are a few flytraps here and there. We do have feelings, so we'd prefer our new roommates to have a green thumb, and ideally experience working with plants! The rules are pretty simple: no unannounced parties, quiet hours are from sundown to sunup, and you'll have to devote at least 3 hours every day to feeding, watering, and generally maintaining us. We're pretty chill in here otherwise - contact us if you're interested! ABSOLUTELY NO APHIDS!!!
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ADDRESS: The tip-top of Branch Jericho, extending into the Skies.
After an unfortunate incident with my previous roommate, I'm looking for someone to pick up his slack. He decided I was an 'unhygienic treehugger' and left without picking up any of his crap, so there's a nice windfall of free stuff for anyone interested in the place. 3 bedrooms, but no bathrooms - I just go over the edge, the Library floor is so far down it probably scatters by the time it gets there. Word to the wise - the air up here's real thin (also mean some herbs hit harder, if you know what I mean) so I'm looking for someone without any health problems. The nearest medical facility is almost two branches down. I spend most of my time reading or meditating, so someone quiet or private would be ideal. Also someone who doesn't mind strong smells.
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ADDRESS: The Roots, Passageway 9, Access Way 3
Looking for new roommate. Open concept design. Fabulously decorated. Lots of natural light. Authentic graffiti and rust. Bloodstains almost unnoticeable. Envy of the neighborhood. Seeking private, discreet roommate who is accustomed to minding their own business. Am party animal. Coming and going at all times of day and night. Sometimes bring over friends to continue party. Hoping new roommate does not mind screaming and shouting late at night. Also hoping roommate has many fingerprints that they will use to thoroughly inspect furniture, such as butcher's table, saw collection, and bleach tub.
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ADDRESS: Call me.
My child moved out for university lately, and I'm really feeling the empty nest - or pouch, as it were. So I figured I might as well use what I have. People think our pouches are small, but they're surprisingly roomy inside, though of course it differs with each 'roo. Mine is a studio but with a separate bedroom, got that from my dad's side. Anyway, it's fully furnished, and ready to move in. I'm pretty accommodating, but I can only fit so much, so no gatherings of more than 2 or 3 people, please.
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ADDRESS: Branch Six, Offshoot Italo, first door up.
Not much to say. A little personal area in a quieter than usual part of the Library. 2 bedrooms, so I'm seeking one roommate. One bathroom, one common area, and lots of books, appropriately. All kinds of books, and I'm always switching them out so you won't get bored or anything, either. I just ask that my roommate do their best to not damage the books, since these aren't from the Library, they're from my personal collection.
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Hey, I'm asking about the place you put up on Nook? Seemed really nice.
Oh, hi. Yeah, it's great. Would you want a tour?
Sure, that would be nice. Not too many places in the Library where humans can live easy, haha
>human
lol
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