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Editor Rito,
Man, I question your judgement sometimes but this was a fantastic idea. I might finally be able to pay back my dealer at this rate. These assholes are sheep — you herd 'em right and they'll go along with whatever you say. I figured we'd see at least some resistance, but most people actually bought the subscription. Probably dazzled by the idea of a bargain, the hedge-trimmers. I'd keep an eye out on the Void, though. You know how these fuckin' leeches are, once you pull them off they complain about it until you squish them.
Editor Rachmis
lochan
⁂@g8keeper
Opened the new ⁂planasthai feature to find it… paywalled. The prices for a subscription are exorbitant, too — they literally cost just as much as normal but as marketed as bargain. Very disappointed. #PlanasthaiIsOverParty
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jhcquack
⁂@mallardino
yo, what the fuck ⁂planasthai? paywalling the only newspaper in the library is scummy as fuck #PlanasthaiIsOverParty
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Planasthai Papers
⁂planasthai
⁂g8keeper ⁂mallardinoWe hear you loud and clear, Wanderers. Unfortunately, the new monetization system is an unfortunate necessity. The Planasthai has recently found itself in dire financial straits and barring sudden, massive changes, this new subscription policy is the foreseeable future.
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Animalis
⁂@animalis
⁂planasthaiAw shit, I didn't know the press was having a bad year. You guys accept donations? #PlanasthaiIsOverParty
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Planasthai Papers
⁂planasthai
⁂animalis Yes, we do! All donations go toward supporting our staff, and the donation process can be found at this link. We appreciate you! 😀
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anarchomonarchist
⁂gekkota
Your personnel reports from last quarter say you made enough money to hire a dozen new reporters and buy a new psychopress but you can't operate with just ads? ⁂planasthai #PlanasthaiIsOverParty
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⁂bigmanx
⁂planasthai Jesus, were you gonna accept that donation without even admitting that? What the fuck happened to Planasthai? #PlanasthaiIsOverParty
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⁂rheumatism
⁂planasthai You guys know people won't take this kind of shit sitting down, right? #PlanasthaiIsOverParty
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Editor Rito,
Christ, this Void shit is getting on my nerves. The self-righteousness makes me want to cry. You know how the Voidsphere is, though — we just need to wait for some moron's selfie with a Neverwere to go viral and then nobody will give half a rat's ass about it anymore. They'll all be back to paying. Because, I mean — where else are they gonna get their news, right? Peculiar? The Exposé? God, imagine that world — gives me chills. Anyway, I'm more than happy to sit down and weather this storm considering how much good wind it's thrown my way lately.
Right, I almost forgot to ask — have you seen the prototypes for tomorrow's print? I swear I left it on my desk after finishing the copyedit but I can't find it. Calri said she's pretty sure one of the interns had it delivered, but I would've liked to make a second pass. Might have to fire the fresh one, haha. Shame, they seemed so capable.
Editor Rachmis
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